The World Renown 5 Count

Welcome to the World-Renowned 5 Count.
Here you will see the top 5 stories in the world of professional wrestling together with incredible nonsense by legendary assholes "Hot" Cav Manning and Faustie "I'm drunk" Walnuts.

If you are offended by women being called #MeatTwitchers and innuendos like... C. U. Next Tuesday, we suggest you grow a set of balls and quit crying like a little BITCH!

This is your wake up call, did you think we read bible verses on this show?